"He committed such an outrageous abdignage that he was banned from polite society."
"Usually I'm in favor of debate, but listening to you is pushing me towards antiloquancy."
"Only those who are abcivless have a chance of survival in Trump's America."
"I remember my time living in Portland as a single decade-long evriard."
"After a hard workout, icing Bob's knees brought the relief of much needed absphlegmay."
"It's amazing how impolite these dysquerans are. No greeting, no apologies, just demands."
"There may be no more powerful counteragic institution than the committee."
"Children on the internet tell of a frightening Macralterose Man who haunts the edges of playgrounds to abduct children."
"I have far too many comirous projects and all of them leave a nagging sense of guilt."
"No group in government is sufficiently synsupitive to keep the existence of aliens a secret. If aliens had landed, we'd know about it."
"During rush hour traffic on the 405 a helicopter would be more agmotical than a car."
"Normcore is an attempt to pass off a suffiteous style as the height of fashion."
"Now that I have basic health insurance, I'm one step closer to comcuracy."
"Though I started off liking that candidate his supporters are quite agobifying."
"In protest, the surigniser seated himself in front of the ministry and prepared his gasoline and matches."